A little nerdy. A little cheeky.
A little witchy. A little queer.

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Latest & Greatest

We're always adding new stuff! Have a look and see what we've recently added to the shop!

As always, all of our stuff is designed by humans!

It's our original work with occasional illustrations purchased from artists and collections with no-AI policies. Support artists!

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Miserable Childless Cat Ladies for Kamala

HARRIS WALZ 2024

The Harris/Walz campaign is the gift that keeps on giving! Commemorate this historic and irreverant campaign!

LET'S GOOOOO

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

Big Bisexual Vibes from OFMD

Wanna see something weird? You know you do. A celebration of our beloved queer-ass crew. We think they're quite fab.

ON TO THE F*CKERY!

What happens in the shadows stays in the shadows

What We Do In the Shadows

Souvenirs for your visits to Tucson, Arizoña or Nadja's Nightclub in Staten Island.

BAT!

PURE CATTITUDE

What's New, Pussycat?

We love cats (so much more than we love humans). Whatever the breed of your favorite feline, we've got them! (Or we'll have them soon!)

CHECK MEOW'T

NO TERFs ON OUR TURF

Wizards for Trans Rights

Take it back (without giving a dime to She Who Must Not Be Named) and tell folks you won't let a slimy transphobe define a thing you love. Trans rights are human rights, and every wizard worth their wand knows that. We'll donate a portion of every sale to Trevor Project.

ACCIO STUFF!

OFMD | GOOD OMENS | TWIN PEAKS | WWDITS

Random Fandoms

We've got stuff for fans of Our Flag Means Death, What We Do in the Shadows, Good Omens, Twin Peaks, video games like Skyrim and Valheim, and so much more! Watch this space for more!

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

FASHION, DARLING

Fabulous? Absolutely!

Whether your drink of choice is a Pamplemousse LaCroix or a shot of CHANEL No. 5 straight from the bottle, we've got the vessels for you.

GO ON, SWEETIE